Blow Me NES Cartridge Parody - Unisex T-Shirt 50s arched windows

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Somewhere a marathon finisher is rethinking their medal

Bold white sans-serif text below reads "SPORTSBALL" on one line

" to the left of a detailed digital illustration of Scott Howard mid-transformation with bloodshot red eyes

White geometric outlines of a triangle and angular parallelogram frame the composition in a 1980s synthwave style

Blow Me NES Cartridge Parody - Unisex T-Shirt 50s arched windowsBlowing into an NES cartridge was a religious sacrament performed by every kid who confused spit with engineering. Nintendo said it never worked, but Nintendo also thought the Power Glove was a good idea. The Details: Gray flat graphic of a classic NES game cartridge with a red label area, ridged grip on the left side, and a small downward pointing triangle near the bottom center. Red serif text reading "BLOW ME" sits inside a rounded rectangular