Santa's Lil' Helper - Women's T-Shirt witchita BROADWAY" above "LONG BEACH" and

BROADWAY" above "LONG BEACH" and "California

Putting every element from hydrogen to oganesson on your chest is the chemistry equivalent of bringing your diploma to a house party

Black script text reads "Allentown" above large black cursive text reading "Peanuts

Booking a bed and breakfast run by three witches who eat children suggests the Yelp reviews are either nonexistent or written under duress

" and "LONG BEACH

Santa's Lil' Helper - Women's T-Shirt witchita BROADWAY" above "LONG BEACH" andElves leaning against whiskey bottles like old drinking buddies tells you everything about what "helper" really means in December. Santa gets the credit, but whiskey is the one actually getting you through the in law dinner. The Details: A vintage hand drawn illustration depicts a grinning elf in a green outfit, red belt, red and white striped stockings, and pointed hat, leaning against an oversized amber whiskey bottle labeled "WHISKEY" with a cork