Can I Pet Dat Dawg? - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Heather Denim/Navy Dedicating a track to Chappy

Dedicating a track to Chappy while dodging SAMs is the most 1986 thing ever committed to film

Renting from Marathon means standing in an empty lot

Somewhere in Chinatown there's a gym that smells like Bengay and unsolicited life advice

Membership in a spooky shit appreciation society requires owning at least three skulls you didn't inherit and ranking horror movies by atmospheric fog density

Large distressed blue block letters below read "DISMISSIVE WANKING GESTURE

Can I Pet Dat Dawg? - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Heather Denim/Navy Dedicating a track to ChappyCalling a grizzly bear a dawg is the exact energy that keeps national park rangers on antidepressants. Somewhere right now a tourist is reading a "Do Not Approach Wildlife" sign and taking it as a suggestion. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "CAN I PET DAT DAWG?" across the upper portion. A vintage hand drawn illustration beneath depicts a grizzly bear walking across rocky terrain, rendered in browns and tans against a backdrop of green