Guyabeetus - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL Tommy guns solve most holiday

Tommy guns solve most holiday disputes with a finality that even Kevin McCallister would respect

Below the mustache

" Membership in a jelly club somehow hits different when your Christmas bonus was a Jelly of the Month subscription

and blue bulbs flank the portrait

Snow just gave him the excuse to finally say it with intent

Guyabeetus - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:XL Tommy guns solve most holidayFlavortown's last stop is a Liberty Medical commercial, and everybody at the buffet already knows it. Guyabeetus is less a parody and more a diagnosis you can read from across the parking lot. The Details: Posterized photographic portrait depicts a Wilford Brimley and Guy Fieri mashup figure with spiky bleached hair, sunglasses, a thick mustache, and a black bowling shirt with red and yellow flame graphics. Bold white uppercase sans serif text across