Go Shorty It's Your Birthday - Women's T-Shirt Size:M " and "TED'S

" and "TED'S

Distressed white italic text reading "MISSION VIEJO" in a smaller condensed font sits above "SKATEWAY" rendered in large

Arched cream text reads "AS HEARD ON THE DELICIOUS DISH" above "PETE SCHWEDDY'S" in gold serif lettering

and it's coming from a kid who hasn't been born yet

The bait shop aesthetic is basically a legal defense strategy for anyone whose grandma reads slow

Go Shorty It's Your Birthday - Women's T-Shirt Size:M " and "TED'SCalling America "shorty" is the most honest form of patriotism left. Every Fourth of July proves the country celebrates its birthday less like a dignified nation and more like someone who just got bottle service at the club. The Details: Curved distressed white text reads "GO SHORTY" across the top, arching over a distressed white silhouette of the continental United States flanked by a small five pointed star on each side. Wavy white text below reads