Safety Third v3 - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L Mixed drinks about feelings is

Mixed drinks about feelings is just therapy with better garnish and worse health outcomes

with a tall roadside sign reading "Mar-Lin-Do

A comic-style illustration of Packard Walsh depicts him in a grey jacket over a white tee

bourbon-label style

is the clothing equivalent of a hostage reading their own ransom note in two accents

Safety Third v3 - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L Mixed drinks about feelings isDemoting safety to third place behind a lit firework and a claw hammer is less a priority list and more a discharge summary. Somewhere an ER nurse just felt a chill and doesn't know why. The Details: Distressed white arched slab serif text reads "SAFETY" above "THIRD" in two stacked lines. Below, a cartoon lit firework shell wrapped in red, blue, and yellow stands upright on a red base, its fuse visibly burning, beside a claw hammer with a gray head