Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards v2 - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:L Aloha Room stood at 353

Aloha Room stood at 353 East Coast Highway in Newport Beach

Bold arched text below reads "YOUR MOM

surrounded by white dots resembling falling snow

Nothing says wholesome county fair energy like a limited-time offer that gets you banned from the actual county fair

Distressed white uppercase text reads "I STILL OWE MONEY TO" above a rectangular bordered block containing the "COLUMBIA HOUSE" logo rendered in a bold

Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards v2 - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:L Aloha Room stood at 353Translating "eat a bag of dicks" into medieval English and slapping it on a tapestry style knight is the most effort anyone has ever put into plausible deniability. Half the people reading this shirt are doing Latin root analysis at a barbecue. The Details: A medieval manuscript style illustration shows an armored knight riding a horse draped in a red and gold caparison, walking across a grassy ground in muted earth tones. Golden blackletter text