Chug Norris 4th of July - Long Sleeve T-Shirt irvington Arched distressed white text reads

Arched distressed white text reads "BEETPULLERS" above "EST

Arched white distressed text reads "PORTLAND

Rolling up to that Emporium parking lot is basically a spiritual practice

" Black text at the bottom reads "2025 EL CAMINO REAL • MOUNTAIN VIEW

Lowercase white retro rounded serif text reads "it's not a" above "dad bod it's a" in the same groovy 1970s-inspired style

Chug Norris 4th of July - Long Sleeve T-Shirt irvington Arched distressed white text readsChug Norris doesn't double fist beers because he's thirsty, he does it because single fisting would be an insult to America. The fireworks behind him started themselves out of respect. The Details: A posterized illustration depicts a bearded figure in an open light blue collared shirt double fisting two golden beers, with red, white, and blue firework bursts behind him. Distressed white bold text below reads "CHUG NORRIS." Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic