Sobchak Security - Long Sleeve T-Shirt thebest Inspired by Fletch

Inspired by Fletch

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The word "please" is just there so nobody can technically call you rude while you refuse to participate in civilization

Golden-yellow outlined block text reads "MAY THE SCHWARTZ BE WITH YOU" in a hollow uppercase style mimicking the Star Wars title crawl font

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Sobchak Security - Long Sleeve T-Shirt thebest Inspired by FletchSobchak Security offers peace of mind six days a week because Shomer Shabbos is non negotiable, even during active burglaries. Every consultation includes a complimentary lecture about Vietnam. Inspired by The Big Lebowski. The Details: A cartoon portrait of Walter Sobchak in yellow tinted aviator sunglasses and an olive vest, holding a raised handgun, sits at the top. Distressed yellow block text below reads "SOBCHAK SECURITY" followed by white serif