Meri-caaaaaw - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL White stacked serif text reads

White stacked serif text reads "Who ordered the double cheese and sausage

CLIFF" followed by cursive script reading "I Could Go On Forever

Turns out the oldest passive-aggressive comeback in English doubles as genuinely sound drinking advice

Every bottle comes with the understanding that it was always his

Dripping red text below reads "Dig iT

Meri-caaaaaw - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL White stacked serif text readsBald eagles wearing headbands and screaming the word America for you is the exact level of patriotism this country actually earned. Somewhere a Camaro just started itself in solidarity. The Details: A detailed bald eagle head in profile, rendered in white and golden yellow with a prominent hooked beak and a red, white, and blue striped headband. Distressed red block text below reads "'MERI " followed by distressed blue block text reading "CAAAAAW."