If You Ain't First You're Last - Classic Foam Trucker Hat Color:Navy Lower white script reads "Restaurant

Lower white script reads "Restaurant and Lounge in the" above gold block text reading "AMBASSADOR HOTEL" and "BROADWAY at 36th - KANSAS CITY

which is the most expensive game of dibs in human history

yellow and teal text reads "OF PIÑATAS & PARTY SUPPLIES" above a small orange matador silhouette

The verdict is torn

Enrollment at McCracken's school gets you zero actual instruction

If You Ain't First You're Last - Classic Foam Trucker Hat Color:Navy Lower white script reads "RestaurantGeorge Washington got to be first at everything because his only competition was a bunch of guys in wigs arguing about tea. Ricky Bobby would have lapped the entire Continental Congress and still found time to thank baby Jesus. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "IF YOU AIN'T FIRST," above a digital illustration of George Washington in a blue coat with red trim, white cravat, and white powdered wig, flanked by red, white, and blue stars.