Coffee is For Closers - Unisex T-Shirt pizza Chappy Sinclair in an officer's

Chappy Sinclair in an officer's cap appears beside "Since 1986

" Flowing mustard-gold script reads "You Were Never Here" beneath two horizontal lines

centered with a weathered screen-print texture throughout

Lincoln dropping life advice at a San Dimas mall podium like he's closing out Gettysburg is peak accuracy for two dudes who say "So-crates

and he's betting your grandmother doesn't

Coffee is For Closers - Unisex T-Shirt pizza Chappy Sinclair in an officer'sBlake's brass balls and a Cadillac Eldorado couldn't motivate a room full of men half as much as withholding their basic caffeine rights. Petty corporate tyranny never looked so cozy on a vintage diner cup. Inspired by Glengarry Glen Ross. The Details: Red hand lettered script reads "Coffee" above a black vintage illustration of a steaming coffee cup and saucer rendered with halftone dot shading and curling steam wisps. Bold red hand drawn capitals