I Witnessed Thornton Melon's Triple Lindy - Unisex Hoodie Size:M slicked-back hair

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White square mimicking a periodic table element cell contains black text with "119" in the upper left

"XXL" in a rounded capsule at center

Bold black text below and beside him repeats "DON'T FART" three times

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I Witnessed Thornton Melon's Triple Lindy - Unisex Hoodie Size:M slicked-back hairPulling off a dive nobody's landed in decades requires either elite athleticism or total ignorance of physics. Thornton Melon brought both and the judges still gave him the win. Inspired by Back to School. The Details: White text reads "I WITNESSED THORNTON MELON'S" above large bold text reading "TRIPLE LINDY" beside a white silhouette of a diver and a multi level diving platform. A ribbon banner below contains "1986" flanked by two stars, with "GLU