Navin Johnson's Opti-Grab - Unisex T-Shirt real genius " An orange cartoon bird

" An orange cartoon bird wearing a blue-and-white striped party hat blows a noisemaker while rolling on blue quad skates with outstretched wings

" A mid-century isometric illustration in purple linework depicts a beachfront resort complex with multi-story buildings

" Cream italic script reads "Chain Belt in Kung Fu" above a small gold chain link graphic

Palmflower turning red means your retirement party involves being vaporized in front of a live studio audience

Smaller golden-tan text reads "8931 SUNSET BOULEVARD • WEST HOLLYWOOD

Navin Johnson's Opti-Grab - Unisex T-Shirt real genius " An orange cartoon birdNavin Johnson invented the Opti Grab to solve a problem nobody had, then made millions before the lawsuits caught up. Turns out keeping glasses on your face isn't worth going cross eyed. Inspired by The Jerk. The Details: White sans serif text reads "NAVIN JOHNSON'S" above gradient text in orange, yellow, and brown horizontal stripes reading "OPTI GRAB" in bold retro typography. A high contrast halftone portrait in stippled black and white depicts