Now I Have a Machine Gun Ho-Ho-Ho - 11oz Coffee Mug 80s and seagulls surrounding it

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Arched cream text reads "AS HEARD ON THE DELICIOUS DISH" above "PETE SCHWEDDY'S" in gold serif lettering

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Retro cartoon portrait of Chet smirking with a cigar tops a red sign shape

Now I Have a Machine Gun Ho-Ho-Ho - 11oz Coffee Mug 80s and seagulls surrounding itScrawling a message on a dead guy's sweater is John McClane's version of leaving a Yelp review. Nothing says holiday spirit like dripping letters and a borrowed weapon. Inspired by Die Hard. The Details: Rounded rectangle sticker shape printed in light gray contains jagged, hand lettered red text reading "NOW I HAVE A MACHINE GUN, HO HO HO." Downward drips extend from multiple letterforms, rendered in the same red ink throughout. The Specs: Style: