Brad Hamilton - Captain Hook Fish & Chips - Unisex T-Shirt wlmfgog Distressed white arched text reads

Distressed white arched text reads "LIGHTEN UP" above a cartoon portrait of Sergeant Hulka

George's sci-fi literacy is so bad he mashes up three franchises into one alien identity without blinking

Bennett showing up in chainmail really complicates the small business loan

Hans Gruber falling off Nakatomi Plaza counts as holiday magic

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Brad Hamilton - Captain Hook Fish & Chips - Unisex T-Shirt wlmfgog Distressed white arched text readsEarning Employee of the Month right before telling customers exactly where to shove their fish is the most beautifully doomed achievement in fast food history. Keeping that pirate hat on was apparently the hill worth dying on. Inspired by Fast Times at Ridgemont High. The Details: A digital illustration of Brad Hamilton in a pirate tricorn hat with skull and crossbones sits above white text reading "May" and "1982." Bold white Western serif text reads