Drink Like a Champion Today - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL A yellow rounded rectangle border

A yellow rounded rectangle border below encloses distressed yellow text reading "You Can Sleep When You're Dead

Arched distressed white serif text reads "FIRECRACKERS" across the top

Curved white lowercase text along the bottom reads "man i love freedom

a distressed teal illustration depicts a motorboat sitting on a two-wheeled trailer above an angled ramp shape with wavy water along its base

and the pillow is your championship trophy

Drink Like a Champion Today - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL A yellow rounded rectangle borderDrinking like a champion requires zero athletic ability, which finally levels the playing field for the rest of us. Putting a shamrock on it just makes the commitment feel cultural. The Details: Distressed white block text with halftone texture reads "DRINK LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY." in bold uppercase lettering. A slightly weathered green four leaf clover sits centered beneath the text. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun Cotton. Soft and