Egg Foo Yong Chinatown Bus Tours - Long Sleeve T-Shirt sports " followed by spaced green

" followed by spaced green letters reading "BOWL

Yogurt warned us merchandising is where the real money is

Huffing hydraulic fluid is already a questionable life choice

Golden-cream serif text in a classical Roman style below reads "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED

Golden-yellow outlined block text reads "MAY THE SCHWARTZ BE WITH YOU" in a hollow uppercase style mimicking the Star Wars title crawl font

Egg Foo Yong Chinatown Bus Tours - Long Sleeve T-Shirt sports " followed by spaced greenEgg Shen runs a tour company, a sorcery practice, and a potion dispensary out of one rattling yellow bus with zero waivers. One star, driver detoured through an immortal warlord turf war. Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: Golden yellow Chinese characters sit above bold red block text reading "EGG FOO YONG" with yellow outlines. A golden yellow dragon coils around a vintage rounded tour bus labeled "EGG FOO YONG TOURS," surrounded