This is My Christmas Pajama Shirt - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Forest A bordered rectangle below contains

A bordered rectangle below contains pixelated green text reading "YOU HAVE DIED OF DYSENTERY

dark gray text reads "COOLEEMEE

Somewhere in Chinatown there's a gym that smells like Bengay and unsolicited life advice

Posterized portrait of Chet Donnelly in a white rectangular frame shows his face in warm tones wearing dark aviator sunglasses and a black fedora with a light band

Lemme show ya somethin'

This is My Christmas Pajama Shirt - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Forest A bordered rectangle below containsLabeling something your Christmas pajama while surrounding it with hand drawn doves and ornaments is the sartorial equivalent of bringing chips on a silver platter. Grandma sees baubles, you see a binding contract that says you showed up and nothing more. The Details: White ribbon banner at the top holds the text "THIS IS MY" beside a dove carrying an olive branch. Ornate white script reads "Christmas" amid hanging ornaments, pine branches, and small