Independence 1776 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt roller so repurposing him to fetch

so repurposing him to fetch you a Bud Light from the cooler is honestly a more humane deployment

A hand-drawn winged roller skate soars through stylized clouds below

Inspired by Terminator 2

Console art inspired by Knight Rider

Saying "stand back" before trying something means you already know it's going to explode

Independence 1776 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt roller so repurposing him to fetchThomas Jefferson wrote the most important breakup letter in history and somehow became the guy your drunk friend quotes at a barbecue. Founding Fathers rolling in their graves is basically a renewable energy source at this point. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "I GAVE THEM BITCHES" above a white halftone portrait of Thomas Jefferson flanked by "17" and "76." Stacked white block text below reads "INDEPENDENCE" over "BITCHES LOVE