The Colony - Kansas City, MO - Vintage Restaurant - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:2XL Merrill's 507-foot record and 466

Merrill's 507-foot record and 466 strikeouts finally make sense when the pitch comes from another galaxy

Fundraising for a clock nobody wants fixed is peak small-town energy until that exact minute becomes the most important timestamp in temporal mechanics

Distressed white block lettering frames the design: "IT'S NOT 4TH OF JULY" above and "UNTIL MY WIENER COMES OUT" below

Distressed white block text in a bold sans-serif font reads "BLINK IF YOU WANT ME" across three centered lines

That grinning 1950s mascot with the wrench knows exactly what he's doing

The Colony - Kansas City, MO - Vintage Restaurant - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:2XL Merrill's 507-foot record and 466The Colony restaurant held court inside Kansas City's Ambassador Hotel on Broadway at 36th, a gathering place that defined mid century dining in the city. Opening during the 1950s, it carried the polish and ambition of an era when hotel lounges were cultural landmarks. Some rooms just held that kind of gravity. Part of our Vintage Restaurant collection, celebrating the classic American menus of yesteryear. The Details: Red scrollwork border frames a