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White cursive text below reads "Fallbrook

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Jesus playing goalie for Team Heaven means eternal salvation finally has a save percentage

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Fluent in 3 Languages - Unisex T-Shirt bay area White cursive text below readsListing sarcasm and profanity as languages on a gold star skills chart is basically a LinkedIn profile for people whose greatest achievement is making a coworker spit out their coffee. HR stopped fighting it and started handing out awards for honesty. The Details: Distressed white sans serif text reads "Fluent in 3 languages:" across the top. Three lines below each pair a golden yellow distressed star with bold, chunky distressed serif text reading