Wanna Bone? - Women's T-Shirt thehits holding a pickaxe over his

holding a pickaxe over his shoulder

a large cream illustration of a muffin shows visible chunks on its domed top and vertical ridges on a pleated paper liner

Try the waffles

and remind everyone they were never here

Rounded retro cream text reads "GO HIKING" inside a bordered banner

Wanna Bone? - Women's T-Shirt thehits holding a pickaxe over hisSkeletons propositioning strangers with actual bones is the only pickup line that comes with physical evidence and plausible deniability. The pumpkin is just there so you can claim it's seasonal when HR asks. The Details: A vintage cartoon style skeleton in a green long sleeve shirt holds a carved orange jack o' lantern under one arm and extends a large bone outward with the other hand. Cream block text below reads "WANNA BONE?" in two stacked lines.