Let's Party - Commando - Unisex Tank Top favz Science never stood a chance

Science never stood a chance against that level of commitment

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according to a network whose retirement plan involves industrial woodchippers

Bold crimson block-letter text reads "DIE HARD" on the top line

Distressed white gothic-style script below reads "Sleighin'

Let's Party - Commando - Unisex Tank Top favz Science never stood a chanceMatrix saying "let's party" while holding enough steel to deforest a small island is the most honest mission statement in 80s cinema. Nobody throwing a pool party ever looked that greased up and vengeful. Inspired by Commando. The Details: A monochromatic peach toned illustration depicts John Matrix shirtless, holding an oversized combat knife, with detailed musculature and a watch on his wrist. Distressed gray stencil style text below reads "LET'S