Warden Norton's Tax Advisors Inc - Unisex Sweatshirt rr_track_60s A golden-yellow cartoon duke mascot

A golden-yellow cartoon duke mascot in period attire holds a bat in a batting stance

Nobody has ever lost

and a full white beard

Ogre's entire poker vocabulary begins and ends with a word that doesn't exist

Plausible deniability on a falling bomb is the most effort anyone's ever put into technically not swearing

Warden Norton's Tax Advisors Inc - Unisex Sweatshirt rr_track_60s A golden-yellow cartoon duke mascotNorton's tax advisory firm looks real respectable until you realize the entire operation is one quiet guy with a rock hammer and an exit strategy. Randall Stephens was the best employee that company never actually had. Inspired by The Shawshank Redemption. The Details: Arched white text along the top reads "WARDEN NORTON TAX ADVISORS, INC" surrounding a centered halftone portrait of Andy Dufresne. "ESTD" and "1949" flank the portrait on either side.